Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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