Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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