Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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