found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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