names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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