I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I forgot how hot balto sounded
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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