You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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