You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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