playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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