Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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