She announced her abortion via fbk
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
