that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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