is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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