Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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