You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you still have your period?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Every concussion has its silver lining
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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