I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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