He told me they were just razor bumps!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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