Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's official drugs can't kill me
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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