We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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