we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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