On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i just google imaged poop.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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