I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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