i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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