that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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