Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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