So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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