called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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