Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just want to make out with him forever
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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