is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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