Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You're completely useless in the revolution.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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