Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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