Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
there is glitter all over my balls
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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