So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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