Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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