Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
we're so committed to being not committed
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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