Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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