i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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