god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no, he came in my armpit
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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