He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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