party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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