I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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