I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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