you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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