so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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