So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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