how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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