If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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