he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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