We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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