brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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