thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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