He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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