I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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