Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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