so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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