Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This is my gift to your gina
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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