Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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